Also, I got my hair cut today and I walked out of there with the doofiest bangs since my third grade class picture.
its the day of the test, y’all.
And I’m as unprepared as ever.
I’m also a crank-asaurus rex.
It is 8:33 am and I hate everyone.
The Glamorous Life.
I have done nothing today.
Except stain my shirt with food I had no business eating.
I also stepped in dog shit.
most of my clothes are kinda big on me right now. and the shirt I have on today is uhh just too big.
As a result I went through most of the day with my bazungas hanging out.
Single file, folks.
I have done nothing today.
Well not nothing but not much.
I have…
started (but not finished) a presentation on Erik Satie
put a load of laundry in the washer (but not the dryer)
eaten a grapefruit in what can only be described as the most barbaric way possible
made and lost 2 grocery lists
watched two hours of Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution that I recorded Friday night. I didn’t fastforward through the commercials hahaha.
