I got nothin'

May 26

I live under the constant, (god willing) irrational fear that there are snakes inside my house. Whenever I hear anything rustle or anything fall or anything make noise I pretty much die a little. 

May 21

You’ll have to excuse me, I’m a little moody today. I took it as a personal offense that the solar eclipse yesterday was not visible in my world. I don’t think I’ve ever even seen one.

Screw you right back, mother nature. Screw. You.

My ideal would be sleeping in a giant freezer haha I love to make my room as cold as humanely possible before burrowing into my covers and sleeping rip van winkle style.

May 20

Today was UMD’s graduation, I finished finals Fri, I STARTED finals over a week ago. How do I not have any grades?!? I’m not sure when I started dedicated fucks towards finding out grades but I guess I’m doing that now and I’m pissed as hell I’m not succeeding.

May 17

this doesn’t actually matter. at all.

I can not do anymore school.

I can’t.

I’m a 100 years old. I’m too old for this shit. 

I don’t even want a job anymore. 

I’ll stay home and bust out babies (ok, really? I won’t) for the foreseeable future if someone would solemnly swear to keep me in feta and coffee until death do us part. (which shouldn’t be that long if I’m living on feta and coffee)

May 16

I just realized I have nine days left nannying. This is really fortunate as I’ve been out of fucks to put towards this shitty job since… Last November.

May 13

This semester has me more cranky than usual about finals.

May 10

I practiced my “I had a farm in Africa” and “a dingo ate my baby” accents the whole ride into school today.

The day has only improved from there.

May 09

Oh hey. I’m in hell. Hell is an elementary school band festival. It is 1000 degrees, loud, smelly and just all around unpleasant.

It does help that I look like some horrendous creature you’d find living in cave. No one wants to sit near me.

This humidity (/life) is killing me. I look like Hagrid’s identical (though inexplicably shorter) twin sister, Hagredda.

It is not pretty.