January 2012
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I am really excited for this semester. I mean, make no mistake, I hate going to school I just like learning things.
If I could google my way to a degree I’d have 7 thousand doctorates.
I have class solidly from 9:30 to 1:45. In the same room. Headachey and ragey doesn’t even begin to cover it. But I can’t complain too much my classes all seem great and my teachers are fantastic. And!! And!!! My substitute ear anatomy teacher from last semester will be covering some of my classes this semester. Obviously the face of God is smiling upon me (or. Whatever)
I might curl...
Also, I’m only like 67% certain I’m in the right classroom. At the most.
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30 minutes early to class. Just like one of the cool kids. Also I forgot deodorant. AGAIN. I think I need to reconfigure my mornings.
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I just tried to quote Napolean Dynamite and couldn’t remember it to save my life. Am I growing up? I think so.
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I forgot to put on deodorant today. Which is surprising as I live my life so that at any place in my room at least one stick is always within reach.
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“Oh I AM really funny.”
– Myself, at least three times a day.
I do not want to start school on Thursday. Why oh why isn’t there an opening for a professional Sit-On-Your-Bed-Googling-Pantsless-Farter?
That’s really where my interests and passions lie.
Excuse me but how unjustly gorgeous is Mary J. Blige? I’d sell my soul el Diablo himself to look even half as beautiful.
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Sometimes an episode of Psych will be too scary and I have to wash it down with an episode of Party Down or Frasier.
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My wishes to not go to work tomorrow and not start school on Thursday are going to come true.
Of course these wishes are being granted because I will SURELY freeze to death tonight.
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I got eyecream in my right eye and I think I might be blind now.
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Let me better your life with one simple tip: make any boxed bake good mix fancy by adding almond extract.
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I am so cold I’m crying.
Am I the worst person ever because I refuse to let a cheating 10 year old beat me at words with friends? Most petty? Yea probs. But not the worst, right?
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There is a Betsy on Jeopardy and she is kicking ass and I love it.
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I hate basil. A lot a lot.
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Holy god damn. I may have reached my end of days. Before I go let me impart some wisdom nuggets to you folk: Do not, Do Not, drink the skinny mocha at Starbucks.
It is a gruesome, painful way to go.
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On the list of things I feel strongly about my opposition to the colors peach and yellow are pretty high up there. I mean definite top 7 material.
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you guys you guys you guys I have the same birthday as Curly Sue.
She is exactly 5 years older than me.
Obviously this is magic.
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I’m rewatching all of Party Down (I was literally pooping myself with excitement whenever I heard about the movie, it was getting embarrassing).
I’ve said it once (or 5 hundred times), Adam Scott is as flawless looking an individual as there ever has been on this planet. And ever will be.
I can’t decide if its the small stature, the obscene amount of hair, or the impossibly...
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After years (6 seasons worth of years) of protesting my sister finally got me to watch an episode of Psych. I’m now halfway through the third season because I can’t like things just a little bit.
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My stomach is making ungodly noises.
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Jungy gets married TODAY.
Because her wedding is obviously about me, I’ve had 3 stress dreams in which I ruin the wedding by 1) showing up in the same dress as the bride, 2) show up naked because I left my dress in a hotel room, 3) totally forgetting to go at all.
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It’s a wedding weekend spectacular and I am so excited I could vomit.
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I took a shower and got right back into bed today (I was taken with the Sickness.) so my hair has been a bit, uh what you call uh, wackadoo today.
BUT tonight is the start of Jungybear’s Wedding Weekend Spectacular. So I have to look presentable and therefor had to straighten my hair into submission. It does not look good. This bang situation has been upgraded to a crisis.
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All my parts ache.
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If you were wondering where the worst place to be is tonight it is the M—— Middle School’s science fair.
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I do not understand pintrest. Ok, I know I’m an internet granny. Way behind. Whatever. Whatever. Off my cheddar.
Anyway I made the mistake of asking someone who is apparently a huge fan of the site to explain it to me. I was immediately invited and accepted because, y’know, I’m not an animal. I don’t understand it, I don’t appreciate it. I feel overstimulated and...
Also Also, if you haven’t pieced it together, third grade was pretty much my worst year. Ever.
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Also, I got my hair cut today and I walked out of there with the doofiest bangs since my third grade class picture.
In case you were unawares, when jazzercise sends you an email it will say its from LINDA.
I know because JazzerciseLINDA sent me four emails today.
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this is my greatest day of all days.
I loved Boy Meets World and I don’t think I’ve watched it in years. And its one of the best ones. Its the one where they go to the future where none of them are friends anymore and Eric becomes a Hermit named Playswith Squirrels. And I’m DYING.
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The worst thing about the cold (other than, y’know, being miserably cold) is it really takes it out of a girl. I am exhausted. Legitimately pooped.
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It’s so cold I cried real tears walking from store to store. Then those real tears froze to my face.
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I got one of those No Touch Soap Dispenser things for Christmas (Whatever, I was stoked.) and Oh. My. God. It is a freakin’ physical fitness test getting it open. I have cut my hand twice and I’m still no where near opening this darned thing.
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starryfeet replied to your post: Really Cool* NYE Plans: 2011 Edition Hanging…
You need a partner. Me me! We could wear weird pastels and put our hair up and do the make-up thing and giggle and bounce and drink and dance and giggle and drink and drink.. .
You couldn’t know this, (though you maybe could have guessed it) but these are a few of my favorite things (minus the pastels....
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Really Cool* NYE Plans: 2011 Edition
Hanging around my moms party stealing cheese and glasses of wine while pretending to be either significantly younger or significantly older than I am. At least the music is good.
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If I’ve learned anything from Facebook today it is that everyone had a shitty 2011.
December 2011
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I spent the evening with some long lost friends. I don’t think I’ve ever known any two people thr have liked me more hahaha. I’ve literally never felt like a funnier person. So obviously I love them.
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I just closed down an Indian lunchtime buffet. In related news, I NEED to take my pants off.
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I got my own Just Dance (1 AND 3) I’m busy for the duration.
I have to work all day tomorrow.
And I told the girls we could go Christmas shopping.
Eugh. That was a mistake.
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Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!
The best line from the greatest move ever.
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I think my mom’s bored. She just sent the rest of the family a detailed outline of what she and her dog have on tap for this afternoon. In an email.
I am done for the semester.
I’ve already watched Elf once.