My friend Steve and I decided that we’re going to wear our matching Lady Gaga shirts and we will speak only in Gaga, even (especially) if someone else tries to talk to us.
Example:
Mutual Friend: Hey guys! How’s it going?
Steve: Eh… romah.
Sam: Uh huh, rahmah ma.
MF: Uhhh…
Steve: Gaga!
Sam: Ooh la la?
(Yes, this is stupid. No, we don’t care.)
Uhm I had to reblog this because there isn’t a button that expresses how much I like it. Stupid? No, brilliant!
I’m packed.
I ordered a cab.
Printed out my boarding pass.
I am outta here in 2.5 hours.
wahoo.
I’m on my little baby computer. ahha I kinda hate it. My real computer is pretty much dead.
whatever, going home.
going home!
I called my sisters before class today (my one sister still lives at home- she’s in highschool and my other sister is already home from school) eugh it killed me! My sisters are my best friends I just want to be with them. haha
Ahh!!
Downstairs roommate is fighting with her boyfriend. (I wasn’t eavesdropping I was just makin’ some toast. I was hungry as a motha. Still am actually)
I give advice for a reason. Especially when it comes to arguing.
I’m the beeknees at it. Seriously. Beesfuckingknees.
I am wise beyond my year, mo fo. Yea.
Wise. Beyond. Years.
whatever.
I need a pizza.
hmm its a 11:20….I think I have to let that dream die.
I have SO much work to do. Clearly the best thing for me to do is sit on tumblr and watch Fraiser.
whatever.
This time tomorrow I will be able to say “this time tomorrow I will be home in my own bed”
so stoked.
I love Maryland. And the district. and my family.
And the “northern” charm the poeple there have to offer.
for y’know a long weekend. eugh but I go home for Christmas in 30 days.
oh fuck yes. I bought my first Christmas present today
and I will buy a second one tomorroe.
and then i’m halfway done. I’m only buy 4
as I am broke as a joke.
Curry is always better as leftovers I made this.. hmm Thursday.. and I’m eating it now (whatever its fine) and it is way more delcious.
I don’t liek to be seen eating this. I pretty much eat it with my hands. If you can imagine such a thing. Please don’t try.
my ears have been driving me crazy for months now. and I keep going to the doctor and she never sees anything wrong. but they hurt and the itch and they feel clogged so clearly something is wrong.
Anyway, in a last ditch effort I bought a nettipot thinking it must be something in my nose. Well, clearly I am doing something very wrong. I just tried it and I literally feel like I’m drowning. Eugh. And I’m embarrassingly drippy (ewmigawd that is disgusting).
So I tried like swimmer’s ear drops too. oh jesus. I hope I don’t go deaf. (I’m assuming that is a stretch.) Now my ear burns. Eugh.
Damn my tom-foolery.
I have only eaten brownies, dead man dip, and cocoa roasted almonds today.
Fortunately i’ve also only been awake 3 hours.
I would really like some fish and chips. With extra vinegar.
Turner and Hooch is on comedy central.
What the fuck are you doing?
Keenan Thompson does an oddly unoffensive impression of Reba McEntire (aka my hero. haha)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt,
Marry me, you teensy little man.
